Jokes & Humor

Dying of Lung Cancer
A man takes his father to the doctor.
At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year."
On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?"
So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS."
On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?"
His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to fuck your mother!"

i cant be the only one who has jokes.

guys post some smack about the seniors. i need it

bad

MR. HICKS - WIPE THAT RIDICULOUS GRIN OFF YOUR UGLY FACE

MR. HARTSFIELD OR MRS. ROBERTS - WHY DON'T YOU GRAB SOME SACK AND PICK UP A REAL INSTRUMENT

A Russian moves to america and as soon as he gets off of his ship he runs up to the first person he sees and says "thank you for such grand opportunities" the person replies "no hablo ingles". the russian scurries up to the next person and says "your country is so beautiful" the person replies "no, i from pakistan". getting frustrated the russian runs to the next woman and says "you made it possible for my family to escape russian poverty" the woman replies "sorry i am from africa" the angry russian sighs and asks "where are all the americans?" the woman replies "right now they're probly at work"

haha that was funny. ok yocum what instrument do they play? and how come u type in caps. i think ur fuckin fastener is broken bitch! (ok i really didnt mean that its just me practicing smack)

they are both on the bugle rank my caps lock was oncause i am a tard

I hear that playing the trombone will help you when your suckin dick in the NAVY! Mr. Schlat

Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself.

navy! lol

hey, stout, watch what you say about us boners...

but really, there are lots of guy on guy bj jokes about the navy

ok wat are some navy jokes/slander, that i could use on ppl who are doing navy contract (seniors i.e. mr scladt)

Marine-Muscles are required, Intelligence not expected. Talley, Welty

haha nice. i just read the comment stout posted about mr schladt! thats great!!!!

Marine

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Eqiupment

btw i used the navy comment to mr schladt today. oh keep em coming the insults are great.

btw i used the navy comment to mr schladt today. oh keep em coming the insults are great.

HEY i need a good diss for mr abernathy. but he said no fat jokes (im thinkin ugly ones?)

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

HAHAHA those are great. arigato

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
And did I mention that you smell?


now memorize that and say that mean

is that from something?

ya google insults see what you can use